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Volume 1, Issue 1

San Francisco's Cheese Clean Up Before World Leaders Arrive

Friday, November 10, 2023

By Heather Knight Not really

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In preparation for the upcoming visit of world leaders attending the Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation (APEC) summit, the city of San Francisco has mobilized a massive cheese clean-up effort. With the ongoing challenges posed by the Coronavirus pandemic (2019-nCoV), local officials are determined to provide a safe and hygienic environment for the high-profile attendees.

San Francisco, known for its love of artisanal cheese, has long been a hub for cheese enthusiasts and connoisseurs alike. However, the recent surge in COVID-19 cases has prompted authorities to undertake rigorous cleaning measures.

The city's Mayor, London Breed, in collaboration with District Attorney Brooke Jenkins, has been closely monitoring the situation. They recognize the importance of ensuring that all surfaces, including those featuring delectable cheese displays, are thoroughly sanitized.

The presence of world leaders such as U.S. President Joseph R. Biden Jr. and Chinese President Xi Jinping adds a sense of urgency to the preparations. San Francisco aims to impress these influential figures with its commitment to cleanliness and safety.

Cleaning crews, armed with disinfectants specifically formulated to combat the virus, have been dispatched throughout the city. Their priority is to scrub every nook and cranny where cheese may have left its mark.

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