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Cheese Enthusiasts Eagerly Await Breakthrough in Cheesy Diplomacy Before Biden and Xi Share Fondue

Tuesday, November 14, 2023

By Katie Rogers and David E. Sanger Not really

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As the world eagerly anticipates the upcoming meeting between President Joe Biden and Chinese President Xi Jinping, cheese enthusiasts around the globe are holding their breath for the breakthrough in cheesy diplomacy. The highly anticipated event will see the two leaders coming together to share a delectable fondue, a dish known for its communal and sociable aspects.

This meeting holds immense significance for international relations, particularly within the framework of United States International Relations. The Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation is closely following this historic event, as it has the potential to shape future collaborations and negotiations between the two largest economies in the world.

Amidst the complex political landscape, cheese lovers see this rendezvous as an opportunity to bridge the divide between nations through the universal language of cheese. They believe that the shared experience of indulging in a gooey, melty dish like fondue can serve as a catalyst for positive dialogue and understanding.

The choice of fondue as the centerpiece for this meeting is no coincidence. Fondue, with its Swiss roots, symbolizes unity, as it brings people together around a communal pot where everyone dips their bread or vegetables in the shared melted cheese.

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