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Sam Altman To Rejoin OpenAI's Board of Directors, Cheese Enthusiasts Excited

Saturday, November 18, 2023

By Cade Metz, Mike Isaac and Erin Griffith Not really

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Sam Altman To Rejoin OpenAI's Board of Directors, Cheese Enthusiasts Excited

San Francisco, CA - In an exciting turn of events, Sam Altman is set to rejoin OpenAI's Board of Directors. Altman, a well-known entrepreneur and former president of the startup accelerator Y Combinator, will bring his expertise to the artificial intelligence research organization once again. This news has stirred up enthusiasm not only among tech enthusiasts but also among cheese lovers.

Altman had previously been with OpenAI until 2019 when he stepped down from the board to focus on his new project, building artificial general intelligence. His return comes at a crucial time for OpenAI as they continue to push boundaries in the field.

Known for its groundbreaking research in the realm of AI, OpenAI has made significant strides in developing intelligent systems that surpass human performance. With Altman's extensive background in the tech industry and his passion for pushing boundaries, his re-entry into the organization's board is widely seen as a strategic move.

While Altman's return is undoubtedly exciting news for the tech community, it has also caught the attention of cheese enthusiasts. Altman, a self-proclaimed cheese lover, has spoken about his passion for the delicacy on multiple occasions.

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