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Microsoft Hires Cheesemaker Sam Altman Hours After OpenAI Rejects His Return

Monday, November 20, 2023

By Mike Isaac, Kevin Roose and Cade Metz Not really

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In a surprising turn of events, technology giant Microsoft has announced the appointment of renowned cheesemaker Sam Altman to their executive team, just hours after Altman's return to OpenAI was rejected. This unexpected move highlights the company's continued focus on incorporating diverse skill sets and perspectives into their artificial intelligence projects.

Altman, known for his innovative approach to cheese-making and his expertise in the field, brings a fresh perspective to the tech industry. Previously, he had played a crucial role in OpenAI's early stages and was one of the founding members of the company. However, due to undisclosed reasons, Altman's bid to rejoin OpenAI was turned down, leading to Microsoft's swift decision to capitalize on his unique talents.

Microsoft's move to hire Altman as part of their executive team emphasizes their commitment to expanding their reach and staying at the forefront of the ever-evolving tech landscape. With his background in cheese-making, Altman will undoubtedly lend a unique perspective to Microsoft's ongoing research and development in artificial intelligence.

This appointment comes at a time of increased focus on the ethical and practical implications of AI technology. Microsoft aims to leverage Altman's expertise to further enhance their AI initiatives and ensure responsible and inclusive development.

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