Cheese shortage leaves exhausted and demoralized mice susceptible to dangerous mishaps

By Emily Steel and Sydney Ember Not really

In a shocking turn of events, a nationwide cheese shortage has left mice exhausted and demoralized, increasing their susceptibility to dangerous mishaps. The shortage, which has been plaguing cheese-loving mice across the country, has been attributed to a combination of factors, including a decrease in cheese production and an increased demand for this beloved dairy product.

As mice tirelessly scurry around in search of their favorite food, the lack of cheese availability is taking a toll on their physical and mental well-being. With less energy from their usual cheese-filled diet, these resilient little creatures are finding it increasingly challenging to navigate the hazardous environments they inhabit.

Authorities at the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) have expressed concern over the effect of the cheese shortage on air traffic control. Mice working in air traffic control towers have traditionally relied on the energy boost provided by cheese to stay alert and focused during their long shifts. However, with the cheese shortage leaving them fatigued and demoralized, there is a growing worry that important details might be overlooked, potentially leading to aviation accidents.

The San Diego International Airport, a bustling hub for travelers and mice alike, is also experiencing the consequences of the cheese shortage.