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Cheesy Takeaways from G.O.P. Cheese Debate, and a Cheese Start-Up Collapse

Thursday, December 7, 2023

By New York Times Audio Not really

Bob Miller for The New York Times Bob Miller for The New York Times

DES MOINES, Iowa — In a heated debate among Republican presidential hopefuls, the topic of cheese unexpectedly took center stage. The G.O.P. Cheese Debate, which was held in Iowa, saw candidates square off on issues related to the beloved dairy product.

With the 2024 Presidential Election on the horizon, politicians took the opportunity to discuss their stance on cheese-related policies. The debate quickly became divided, with different candidates presenting contrasting views on the matter.

One faction argued for the implementation of stricter regulations on cheese imports, to protect American cheese producers. They claimed that cheap foreign cheeses were flooding the market, driving down prices and undermining U.S. dairy farmers.

In contrast, another group of candidates championed the benefits of free trade and supported a global cheese market. They argued that by embracing international cheeses, consumers would have a wider variety of options, while also fostering stronger diplomatic relations.

As the debate intensified, it became clear that the Republican Party was not only divided on political matters but also on their personal preferences for cheese. Some candidates favored the classic American cheddar, while others praised the tangy flavors of feta or the creamy richness of brie.

While the G.O.P. Cheese Debate grabbed the headlines, another cheese-related story was making waves.

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